Technology Gone Too Far

Three Ladies in a Sauna 

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG 
WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED 
AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP 
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED    HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING  FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. 

 THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.... ......WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT..... I' M 
GETTING A FAX!!